| as long as I can remember. Seedy Seedy Seedy. Wow. I'm as surprised as a spring chicken givin' birth to an alligator with no egg. I never thought I'd see the day I'd have to pull you over. And after being knighted an Admin, no less. Tarnation. Now come on, son. You know Guapo. I know Guapo. We both know Guapo has a fine handle on the sarcastic arts. Sadly, he hornswaggled you...or shall I say, you let yourself be hornswaggled by him. Wowwy wow. Tis a sad day at the precinct. The boys'll give me a good ribbin' for hauling you in. None the less, I hate to do it but an example must be made out of you. Punative damages must be paid. Others will benefit from your suffering. I'm writing you a ticket for failing to yield in a full sarcasm zone. Fine is $500. I take paypal. Carry on.
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